Friday, February 16, 2007

Day 92 February 9th 2007, New Party Trick - Arue Tahiti

After spending sometime in the sea today being thrown about by the waves I have discovered a new party trick. I am able to somehow store seawater and later make it reappear out of my nose. Unfortunately I have no control over this and usually happens 2 hours after a swim in the sea.

For example I was dealing with one of Mrs Buckets many complaints today, house keeping were fixing the bathroom scales. Upon inspecting the finished work water gushed from my nose narrowly missing the poor housekeeper and making a puddle next to the chap on the floor.

Also found a small lizard in the bathroom today, hopefully he will eat some of the ants which seem intent on eating all my cookies

Highlights: My new party trick

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